Ingredients
- 200 ml expired cream
- 4 Extra ripe bananas
- 3 dead fruit flies
- 100 grams of butter
- 1/2 tsp vanilla essence
- 1/2 tsp bicarb soda
- Self raising flour
- 2 eggs
- Allspice
Instructions
- Ignore expiry date on cream and open carton.
- Use a fork to pierce the thick surface cream layer.
- Empty the runniest of the cream into a saucepan, straining chunky bits with a fork. Heat gently until not boiled but probably safe.
- Scrape Vegemite smears from butter and place into mixing bowl.
- Add vanilla essence and probably safe cream, mix until combined.
- Add bicarb soda, allspice and eggs, mix well.
- Mash bananas and fruit flies stir into a wet slurry.
- De-lump flour with a fork and try to remove weevils.
- Combine weevilled flour and slurry until it has the consistency of paint.
- Pour into greased cake pan.
- Turn oven to hot and bake until dangerous.
Serves 4 strangers.
Side effects may include vomiting, diarrhea and Danger Cake Theme Song.