With infinity monkeys I’d start a restaurant chain called Monkeymeal with an adorable monkey logo where you are served by trained monkeys. All the dishes would be monkey.
With infinite monkeys I would make a space elevator, a giant pyramid of monkeys that pass things up or down. They would probably pass monkeys.
With infinite monkeys I would sell cages of monkeys as space heaters, if you need more heat, just increase the number of monkeys.
With infinite monkeys I would sell trained monkey curtains, you get a bunch of monkeys that hang in front of your windows, you say keys words to make them let more light in.
With infinity monkeys I would find a way to make monkey bread and serve the starving millions with my protein rich supplement.
Fuck Shakespeare.