It’s like I blinked and forgot to update the site for an eon, I have no excuse, I am sure you wouldn’t care if I did. Lets just pretend that a giant watermelon ate the last month of my life and that the next century or two will be coated in giant black watermelon droplets.
I came back from Brisbane, defeated the odds and failed to come to a sudden and explosive end at the cliff face of a heavily clouded mountain. But not all is lost, I also managed to make absolutely nothing of the 4 days spent parading around Brisbane toting my knowledge of Citrix and its various capabilities. Oh, if only I didn’t have a mind like a sieve.
Then there was Xmas, drunken shenanigans were enjoyed by all, litres of noxious fluid were consumed, livers were damaged, brain cells were tormented with verbal excrement, fortunately we managed to avoid the demon of all parties, the Karaoke bar.
New Years was uneventful, the call of work standing over me, I was forced to remain entirely sober, I like being designated driver. There was a brief spout of aimless flailing under the sporadic flickering of coloured lights, as usual, people looked, pointed and laughed hysterically before I called upon Ra the god of war to smite them.
Now, life is back in full swing, my short-lived and frequently interrupted holiday has broken away and I am left with the empty shell that is everyday life.
Things that have infiltrated my life recently; Prince of Persia, Need for Speed, Call of Duty, pornography, so much for the watermelon.