Do you have a problem?
No.
You seem offended that I’m asking you questions.
How it happened in my head:
I am offended. I am offended because you have been incredibly rude. I’m offended because on two occasions you have asked me the same question twice, either because you don’t trust my answer, or you weren’t listening.
I am offended because you asked for my identity without offering your own. I am offended because when you approached me with ‘How are you today?’ I responded ‘Well thank you, and how are you?’ to which you offered only a grunt.
I am offended because your partner circled me, and stood out of my field of view, presumably to ensure your safety, but inadvertently threatening my own. I am offended because I was sitting here, making it perfectly obvious that I wanted to be alone and yet, you approached me.
I find it ironic that you have asked me if I know anything about assaults in this area. I can assure you that I have not been assaulted, assaulted anyone or witnessed any assaults in this area. In fact, the only time I felt like I might be subject to assault was moments ago when you and your partner approached.
That is why, I am offended.
How it actually happened:
Then I must apologise, I didn’t mean to seem offended.