Wrish

Ingredients

• 200 ml expired cream
• 4 Extra ripe bananas
• 3 dead fruit flies
• 100 grams of butter
• 1/2 tsp vanilla essence
• 1/2 tsp bicarb soda
• Self raising flour
• 2 eggs
• Allspice

Instructions

• Ignore expiry date on cream and open carton.
• Use a fork to pierce the thick surface cream layer.
• Empty the runniest of the cream into a saucepan, straining chunky bits with a fork. Heat gently until not boiled but probably safe.
• Scrape Vegemite smears from butter and place into mixing bowl.
• Add vanilla essence and probably safe cream, mix until combined.
• Add bicarb soda, allspice and eggs, mix well.
• Mash bananas and fruit flies stir into a wet slurry.
• De-lump flour with a fork and try to remove weevils.
• Combine weevilled flour and slurry until it has the consistency of paint.
• Pour into greased cake pan.
• Turn oven to hot and bake until dangerous.

Serves 4 strangers.
Side effects may include vomiting, diarrhea and Danger Cake Theme Song.